Intelligent Designs: never too old

DISCLAIMER

Any off-color, crude, or non-poltically-correct statements are almost always intended to be comedic attempts at hyperbolic absurdity and are not intended to be offensive to any specific individuals or groups, not to anyone you may or may not know personally, or be aware of in history. So, if you are offended, I apologize sincerely for my unintentional harm to you...now please just go away and stop being so sensitive. Most especially, stop taking offense where none is intended. Your blood pressure will stabilize and you'll live a longer, happier life.