Tuesday, January 1, 2019

BEST OF 2018 PART 2: MOVIES

PART 2:  MOVIES   
I don't track all the movies I watch throughout the year, but I do track the films I see in the theater and I have tried to recall all  I watched on streaming services like Netflix and Hulu that I had never seen before.   Without including repeated viewings and only on movies I had never seen before, my estimated numbers are as follows:  I saw over 65 movies in the theater and over 20 on streaming services. I did not see every movie (obviously), especially those I didn't expect to enjoy on any level and December films I haven't gotten around to yet. For my "Best of 2018" list, I have put the results into my own specific categories.  I will share my top 1, 2, and/or 3 for each category.

BEST THEATRICAL FILM OVERALL
A STAR IS BORN
No other film was even close. 
BEST STRAIGHT-TO-STREAMING FILM OVERALL
GERALD'S GAME
MOWGLI:
LEGEND OF THE JUNGLE
THE OTHER SIDE OF
THE WIND
*Honorable mention: THE RITUAL and BRIGHT

WORST THEATRICAL FILM OVERALL
HOLMES and WATSON
WORST STRAIGHT-TO-STREAMING FILM OVERALL
MUTE
FULLMETAL
ALCHEMIST
HOLD THE DARK
*Honorable Mention: THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX

MOST OVERRATED PIECE OF FANCY GARBAGE
THE PHANTOM THREAD
MOST UNDERRATED GEM
SUMMER OF '84
SO BAD IT'S GOOD EVEN IF IT'S A DIE HARD RIP-OFF
SKYSCRAPER
BETTER THAN IT HAD ANY RIGHT TO BE
THE SPY WHO
DUMPED ME
🐓BLOCKERS
UNCLE DREW
*Honorable Mention: SHERLOCK GNOMES

BEST HORROR FLICK
MANDY
HEREDITARY
HALLOWEEN (2018)
*Honorable Mention:  OVERLORD and A QUIET PLACE

WORST HORROR FLICK
WINCHESTER
FUNNIEST COMEDY
GAME NIGHT
TAG
UNFUNNIEST COMEDY
HOLMES AND WATSON
EARLY MAN
LIFE OF
THE PARTY
BEST KIDS FLICK
TEEN TITANS GO!
TO THE MOVIES
WORST KIDS FLICK
THE GRINCH
BEST "TRUE" STORY
VICE
CAN YOU EVER
FORGIVE ME?
BLACKKKLANSMAN
*Honorable Mention: THE FRONT RUNNER

WORST "TRUE" STORY
COLLETTE
OPERATION FINALE
BEST DOCUMENTARY
THE ZEN DIARIES OF
GARRY SHANDLING
WON'T YOU BE
MY NEIGHBOR?
THE KING
*Honorable Mention: THEY'LL LOVE ME WHEN I'M DEAD

BEST SUPER-HERO MOVIE
SPIDER-MAN: INTO
THE SPIDER-VERSE
AVENGERS:
INFINITY WAR
BLACK PANTHER

LEAST SUPER-HERO MOVIE
AQUAMAN
DEADPOOL 2
VENOM
BEST ANIMATED MOVIE
SPIDER-MAN: INTO
THE SPIDER-VERSE
INCREDIBLES 2
HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 3
WORST ANIMATED MOVIE
EARLY MAN
MOST UNEXPECTEDLY GOOD
TOMB RAIDER
NOT NECESSARILY GOOD BUT STILL FUN
THE SPY WHO DUMPED ME
WELL-INTENTIONED GARBAGE
THE 15:17 TO PARIS
BEATING A DEAD HORSE
ONCE UPON A DEADPOOL
*Honorable Mention: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE—FALLOUT

BEST SURPRISE
A SIMPLE FAVOR
THE ENDLESS
UNSANE
SHOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER
HOTEL ARTEMIS
MEH
RED SPARROW
BEST SEQUEL or REBOOT
THE EQUALIZER 2
AVENGERS:
INFINITY WAR
JURASSIC WORLD:
FALLEN KINGDOM
*Honorable Mention: ANT-MAN AND THE WASP

WORST SEQUEL or REBOOT
OCEAN'S 8
*Honorable Mention: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE—FALLOUT

BEST VIDEO GAME BASED
READY PLAYER ONE
*Yes. I know that it's not actually "based" on a video game, but it's ALL ABOUT video gaming.

WORST VIDEO GAME BASED
RAMPAGE
BEST NOVEL ADAPTATION
A SIMPLE FAVOR
READY PLAYER ONE
WORST NOVEL ADAPTATION
MAZE RUNNER:
THE DEATH CURE
THE HOUSE WITH A
CLOCK IN ITS WALLS
BEST VANITY PROJECT
A STAR IS BORN
HEARTS BEAT LOUD
WORST VANITY PROJECT
OCEAN'S 8
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
FALLOUT
COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY
THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS

BEST TALKING ANIMALS MOVIE
WATERSHIP DOWN
*Just because Netflix chose to break it into 4 shorter chunks doesn't make this any less a movie, as far as I'm concerned. 

WORST TALKING ANIMALS MOVIE
CHRISTOPHER ROBIN
*A film that only gets worse the more you remember it.  So it's probably best to forget it.

BEST SCI-FI FLICK
COLOSSUS: THE
FORBIN PROJECT
UPGRADE
ANNIHILATION
*Yes.  I know that COLOSSUS: THE FORBIN PROJECT is from 1970.  But I got to see it on the big screen for the first time in 2018 and it was one of the best sci-fi movies I saw.

BEST COEN BROTHERS MOVIE
THE BALLAD OF BUSTER SCRUGGS
BIGGEST WTF MOVIE
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU




BEST OF 2018 PART 1: BOOKS

PART 1:  BOOKS   
According to GoodReads, I read 32 books during 2018 and . . . here they all are:

CRYPTID CINEMA: MEDITATIONS ON BAYOU BEASTS & BACKWOODS BOGEYMEN OF THE MOVIES by Stephen R. Bissette
Exhaustively researched and entertaining.
THE TWO-BEAR MAMBO by Joe R. Lansdale
Quirky deep south Texas/Louisiana mystery.  Inspired me to check out the Hap & Leonard TV Show and I'm glad I did.

GOOD OMENS by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
Simply brilliant and entertaining blasphemy that will make you laugh out loud.

FEAR: TRUMP IN THE WHITE HOUSE by Bob Woodward
Factual and disturbing in how quickly a single malignant narcissist could dangerously dismantle the spirit of America and the constructs of self-government by the people and for the people.

18 STRAIGHT WHISKEYS by Michael Easton
An author who speaks to my deepest self like no other and in this brilliant collection of poetry he runs the gamut of rapturous love to the darkest corners of our most personal hells.  And somehow he finds humorous wordplay on one page and slices your heart open on the next.  

OUT OF THEIR MINDS by Clifford D. Simak
Originally written in 1970, this book is a product of the time it was written but stays entertaining as it explores the nature of fictional realities crashing into each other and invading our own.

DEMON SEED by Dean Koontz
A movie I had seen but had never read the novel before.  This rewritten and modernized version of the novel that the 1977 Fritz Weaver film was based on.  It was impossible to put down.  The satire is strong in this one and I laughed while reading it at the same time I was horrified.

LAST WORDS by George Carlin
So interesting to hear Carlin's autobiography read by his soundalike brother.  Great insight into George's brilliantly conflicted mind and how he found his comedy voice.

HE IS LEGEND: AN ANTHOLOGY CELEBRATING RICHARD MATHESON Edited by Christopher Conlon
I love anthologies and this one was a very good collection of stories based on or inspired by the writing of Richard Matheson.

MYSTERY MEN by David Liss (author) & Patrick Zircher (illustrator)
Gripping graphic novel from Marvel Comics told in the spirit and style of the old pre-comics age pulp fiction magazines but with all new characters that should have existed in the Marvel universe but did not...until now.

THE EVOLUTION OF FAITH: HOW GOD IS CREATING A BETTER CHRISTIANITY by Philip Gulley
Excellent book to provoke some thought in those of us who were raised in the Christian faith but have realized how badly the institutional Church has concocted a God that is incompatible with the idea of love incarnate.  Gulley provides much to ponder and challenges each of us to pursue our own path and views on God rather than panderously cowtowing to the weight of the propaganda orthodoxy.

SAGA: VOLUME ONE by Brian K. Vaughn (author) & Fiona Staples (illustrator)
Maybe I'm not the target audience, but while I recognize that it was well-written and well-drawn, it did not resonate with me.  

THE HARE HYPOTHESIS by Iain Spence
I was introduced to Iain Spence's atavistic trending model in SUPERGODS and I was curious to read more about it. It's mostly incoherent but there's some germ of something inside the theory that feels like there's some germ of truth buried inside the incoherence.  But damned if I could crack that nut.

SO, ANYWAY... by John Cleese
So anyway...this book is hilarious and insightful.  If you get a chance, I recommend the audio version read by Cleese himself.

THE SHADOW: MIDNIGHT IN MOSCOW by Howard Chaykin
Nobody does Shadow comics as well as Chaykin.  Fantastic Shadow adventure set during the early days of the burgeoning Cold War.


HILLBILLY ELEGY: A MEMOIR OF FAMILY AND CULTURE IN CRISIS by J.D. Vance
Sometimes painful to read but fascinating insight into and opportunity for greater understanding of generational abuse, trauma, and just exactly how in the HELL those who would benefit the absolute least from a Trump presidency were so easily deluded into voting against their own (and the country's) interest.

PARADOX BOUND by Peter Clines
Essentially the closest I've ever come to an American version of Doctor Who.  And it's entertaining as Hell as our intrepid time traveller hops through "history" not "time."  It's a subtle but very important distinction as the race to find the lost American Dream is on!

THE MEGAROTHKE by Robert Ashcroft
New author and a great sci-fi horror thriller but one that delves deeply into dark archetypal fears and excellent social commentary with relatable and challenging characters.  


THE TRIUMPH OF CHRISTIANITY: HOW A FORBIDDEN RELIGION SWEPT THE WORLD by Bart Ehrman
One of my favorite authors, Bart Ehrman's latest book explores just exactly how a little band of 1st century apocalyptic cultists turned their cult into the religion that changed the world.

HEAVENS ON EARTH: THE SCIENTIFIC SEARCH FOR THE AFTERLIFE, IMMORTALITY, AND UTOPIA by Michael Shermer
Another one of my favorite authors, Michael Shermer takes an open-minded but scientific approach to exploring concepts, beliefs, and alleged proofs of life-after-death, immortality, and other related ideas.

TRUMPOCRACY: THE CORRUPTION OF THE AMERICAN REPUBLIC by David Frum
Another one of my favorite authors, THE ATLANTIC editor David Frum details in convincing and convicting ways how insidious the influence on our country's soul and spirit by placing a malignant narcissist into the most powerful political seat in the world.


BLOOM COUNTY: BRAND SPANKING NEW DAY by Berkeley Breathed
The brilliant 2017 collection of all-new Bloom County comic strips.

GREEN LANTERN: EARTH ONE—VOLUME ONE by Gabriel Hardman & Corinna Sara Bechko
My favorite graphic novel of the year.  This is what the GREEN LANTERN movie should have been.

SUPERGODS: WHAT MASKED VIGILANTES, MIRACULOUS MUTANTS, AND A SUN GOD FROM SMALLVILLE CAN TEACH US ABOUT BEING HUMAN by Grant Morrison
Engrossing examination of the history and cultural influence of the super-hero comic book.

THE STRANGE HARVEST OF DR. AQUARIUS: JACK KIRBY'S PUBLIC DOMAIN SUPER-HEROES TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME! by Jeff Deischer
Good idea but mediocre execution.  Great title, though.

THE OUTSIDER by Stephen King
Fantastic old-school King that also furthers some of the more obscure aspects of the shared King-verse.

INSPIRED: SLAYING GIANTS, WALKING ON WATER, AND LOVING THE BIBLE AGAIN by Rachel Held Evans
Interesting insight into Rachel Held Evans and her personal journey from the collapse of her evangelical faith in embracing a new and greater view of God and how to find value in the Bible again.


LONG TITLE: LOOKING FOR THE GOOD TIMES: EXAMING THE MONKEES' SONGS, ONE BY ONE by Michael A. Ventrella & Mark Arnold
More information than you ever thought possible about every single song ever recorded by The Monkees and somehow they made it all very enlightening and entertaining.

LIVE LONG AND...WHAT I LEARNED ALONG THE WAY by William Shatner (with David Fisher)
I always enjoy Shatner's memoirs and reflections.  This one felt especially poignant and vulnerable.

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE: A SORTABIOGRAPHY by Eric Idle
Entertaining as hell.  As with the Cleese book, I recommend reading this as an audio book so that you can hear Eric reading it in his own voice.

JONATHAN LIVINGSTON SEAGULL by Richard Bach
I read this long ago when I was a child.  I reread it again in 2018 as an adult.  The book garners a lot of criticism but I appreciate the simple metaphor and the message that we must be bold and push ourselves always higher.

KIRBY: KING OF COMICS by Mark Evanier
Very little new to me in this book, but it was a nice overview of comic artist and creator Jack Kirby's life and career by someone who knew him very well.